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The heist
John Shepard (radiographite@gmail.com) - Sat Jul 10, 2010 05:02:56 GMT - 1114
''"It is floating." ''
So there was a heist at an art museum last night and I was a witness. Teenagers. They didn't take the stuff on display. They broke into the storerooms and took stuff, mostly smaller paintings.

And they got away on go-carts. Or tried to.

One go-cart - two teenage girls riding it - flipped. There is wreckage all down the hillside - and one of the girls is missing. The other is visibly dazed and is talking to the wreckage of the cart as if it knows where the missing girl is. She is speaking to one of the stolen paintings that has survived the wreck and is lying intact on the road. It's looking around. Maybe she has very good reason to speak to it, maybe she thinks it's listening, or that it knows something.

It's dark. She suspects the other girl has gone over the stone wall and down the hillside, so she wanders in that direction. She notices - rather out of place - there appears to be a baby sitting on top of that stone wall, backlit by a spotlight from the other side of the wall.

As she gets closer she notices two things. One, it is not a baby. Two, it is not sitting on the wall. It is a menacing, dark orange, only vaguely baby-human-shaped creature hovering just beyond the wall, supported by that beam of light from below.

"It is FLOATING," she screams, as she backs away.

Everyone along that road witnessing this also screams, including me.

Then Girlfriend wakes me up. I have been mumbling "IT'S FLOATING, IT'S FLOATING" in my sleep.

Wouldn't you love to have a mind like this?


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